What I've learned in weddings?

It might be a good thing not to be first one of my friends to get married. Not only because it takes a while to find and test drive the ONE, but that I can also learn from others' weddings. Sometimes I question weather I want weddings at all. But I believe that if I am not going to have that party, I am going to regret it afterwards. So here's couple of points that I've learned before.

• Never invite children. From time to time I did not hear anything while the children were screaming in church and in reception. Either no children policy or hire nanny to play with them.
• Always when I am attending to consecration, I feel that I've been invited to couple's bedroom. That moment is too personal to let dozens to watch. I want only the necessary witnesses and guests shall meet us on reception.
• When I graduated from high school, my parents held a big party. I remember that many people who are dear to me, but I did not have change to chat with them properly. My tea also got cold. That's why I want that wedding were bride and groom can also enjoy the atmosphere.
• I hate when they isolate bride and groom to their own table.
• Very often I am anguished by the amount of unknown people in weddings. Would it be possible to minimize the guest list, so that everyone could fit in same table and chat with each other? Less guests, more money for better food.

So here's some thoughts of mine. What do you think?